You know I have reread this story several times, and all the comments, and I think I finally get it.

It makes sense.

Yesterday afternoon I was watching my dog play in the yard, and then she pooped. I then got a doggy bag and cleaned it up. I thought to myself "where are all the feminists? Aren't they against dog poop?" I couldn't help but shake my head against the irony of it all. I can't recall the last time I saw a feminist clean up dog poop, I wonder if they every even do it? It's just like how there are no feminists in a fire. So unfair. Just an antidote, I hope you understand that. It's just an ironic situation.

Example 2. Recently I was talking to an acquaintance of mine and he informed me he was against abortion. I told him I was for it. The guy got supper mad and kind of scary while we argued about abortion. SMH, where were all the feminists? Why aren't they here convincing this big scary guy? I find it very ironic that I am here talking to an intimidating man about why abortion is necessary. That's something feminists care about, and yet I don't see them here talking to my acquaintance. I find it so ironic that I don't even identify as a feminist and here I am doing their jobs for them. In the end the guy was steadfast in his beliefs, I couldn't change him. The feminists failed to change his mind again.

Last week I was grocery shopping when the store was out of paper towel. I went and asked the manager why they were out, and she explained to me they didn't get a new order of paper towels until tomorrow. I got so angry again. Where are all the feminists? This is just proof of their privilege and how they never do anything. Why am I the one advocating for paper towels? These feminists are all talk and no action.