At some point Michael will complain that when he does find a woman whom catches his eye, she neccessarily be interested in him. Then he'll start talking about how women have to high of standards and expect impossible things of men. I'm sure there will be all sorts of rants of how women need to lower our expectations and stop asking impossible attributes of men. He will not see the irony or the contradiction.

Funny how he only wants a woman 10 years younger or less than him.